Television (Live-action) - prompt post #1

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Comments

Lucifer, Mazikeen/Amenadiel - fight sex

[(Anonymous)]

Their fight in in 1x04 was SO HOT. So, so, so hot! Please, someone write them taking it to its logical conclusion: angel/demon hatesex.

Re: Lucifer, Mazikeen/Amenadiel - fight sex

[(Anonymous)]

I would just like to second this prompt SO HARD

House MD, Cuddy/Foreman, control

[(Anonymous)]

I was just rereading some Cuddy/Foreman and I want more. It can be petty and authoritarian and bureaucratic--OR SEXY. Or both! They fight for control. Maybe for Dean of Medicineship.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Tara, realization

[(Anonymous)]

What if Buffy met Tara first in college? What if it was Buffy who Realized Things about her sexuality? Dorm room shenanigans and Tara being the (slightly) more experienced one, please.

Re: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Tara, realization

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, I always liked the idea of Buffy/Tara so much!

This Is Wonderland, Alice/Nancy, a slow day

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone know this Canadian court drama? I'd like to see an established relationship Alice/Nancy on a day off (if Nancy could ever be said to have a day off). Alice might need to be very very convincing.

Slings & Arrows, Ellen/Maria, behind the scenes

[(Anonymous)]

Maria really truly entirely hates Ellen's guts. Most of the time. Exceptions may include sound-booth sex during which Ellen makes everything up to her. (Then demands the same. Ellen can be very demanding.)

The Americans, Elizabeth/Philip - language kink

[(Anonymous)]

They're not allowed to speak Russian in the US, but that doesn't stop them sometimes.

It can be exclusively sexual, not sexual at all, whatever--I'd just love to see the playing around a bit with their mother tongue despite the danger. (If your Russian isn't tip-top, no worries on OP's account--I can't speak Russian at all.)

[FILL] The Americans, Elizabeth/Philip - language kink

[(Anonymous)]

This is way at the non-kinky end of the scale, hope that's OK!

Philip strolled through the park with his hands in his pockets, his face muffled by a scarf he didn't really need in the warm American winter. Each time the path turned a corner, he took the opportunity to glance at the people around him. Other office workers on their lunch breaks. Two middle-aged women chatting loudly while their dogs ran loose over the grass. Kids, presumably bunking off school. And Elizabeth, slowly pushing a pram and, in her role as bored young mother, free to look around much more obviously than him. She stopped by a bench, lifted Paige out of the pram, and sat down with her in her lap. That was the signal: no one was watching.

Casually, Philip withdrew his hand from his pocket and dropped the false pebble containing the blueprint into the next flowerbed. With that weight off his mind, he headed over to join his wife and daughter.

"Hello, Paige," he said as he sat down. She beamed up at him and grabbed her foot.

"How's work?" asked Elizabeth.

"OK. On the phone with hotels all morning."

There was an awkward pause. One of the labradors which were chasing each other around the grass broke off from the game and wandered over to sniff the ground by the bench. Paige wriggled and reached towards it, like she always did when she saw a dog.

"She's fearless," Philip said. "Do you like the doggie?"

Elizabeth frowned slightly as she always did at baby-talk, but she patted the dog and got its attention so Paige could look at it.

"Dog!" said Paige happily. Philip and Elizabeth looked at each other in surprise.

"That's a new one," he said.

"Her first word."

"Her third, you mean. She's been saying 'mama' and 'dada' for weeks."

"Those don't count. All babies say them."

She sounded sad, and Philip suddenly guessed why. He looked around to make sure no one was in earshot, then leaned close and said softly.

"Paige, sobaka."

The vowels came out long and American, and he found himself disturbed by the sound of his own voice. He tried the word again, on its own.

"Sobaka."

This time it came out right, but there was something incongruous about hearing it here. It meant the stray dogs there had been in Tobolsk, not at all like the lively American doggie with its glossy thick coat. His cousin had said "Keep away, they bite." Except she'd said it in Russian, of course.

"What are you doing?" Elizabeth hissed.

"Don't you want her to hear it once, before she can tell the difference? Say something."

She didn't say anything, but she didn't bring up the rules or the Center or their mission either. She just held Paige closer.

"Dog!" Paige wailed again as the labrador bounded off back to its owner. Elizabeth rocked her soothingly.

"He wasn't bothering you, was he?" called the dog's owner as she approached and put it back on its lead. Philip shook his head and smiled broadly, and she smiled back at the pretty American family.

"What was your first word?" he asked when she'd gone.

"I don't know. Probably 'mama'. It's too late to ask now."

This was just what the orphaned Elizabeth Jennings might have said, but Philip knew he was glimpsing the Russian woman whose name he still didn't know.

"Do you miss her?"

Elizabeth's expression turned hard and closed-off. "Don't," she said. "It's against the rules."

"You can trust me..."

"What do you expect me to do when you say something like that?"

Philip had expected pretty much this, but sometimes when they were with Paige he hoped there might be more. Clearly he'd gone a step too far.

"I don't expect anything," he said bitterly. He looked at his watch -- almost time to go back to work, talk and joke in English with the clients and colleagues who'd remember him as an American if he was ever investigated, and push the past to the back of his mind, where he almost never thought of it.

"Do you ever feel like you're forgetting it? The language, I mean."

"We're supposed to forget it," Elizabeth replied. After a moment she added firmly "No. I don't think you can."

"It'll come in useful when she's older," he said. "Think of all the things we won't want to discuss in front of her."

Elizabeth stared at him in disbelief.

"That was a joke," he added, and she laughed belatedly.

"I have to get back to work. See you tonight."

He kissed Paige on the forehead and then kissed Elizabeth on the cheek. Sometimes he could feel her shrink away when he did that, so slightly that no one watching would notice, but this time she didn't. It was progress of a sort.

Rome, Lucius Vorenus/Mark Antony, desksex

[(Anonymous)]

Work is boring. Antony finds a better use for his desk.

Lost, James 'Sawyer' Ford/Juliet Burke - dating/married

[(Anonymous)]

I want something specifically set in the Sideways universe where Sawyer is a cop, and he and Juliet are dating or married and ridiculously in love.

(I fully support sexy use of handcuffs.)

Deep Space 9. Garak/Bashir, Role Reversal

[(Anonymous)]

When Bashir's genetic enhancements come out he is either exiled or has to flee. Garak (who is no longer quite so out of favour as he once was, but nobody has told him) goes with him, and they find themselves on a Cardassian station/starship/planet where Garak is the normal one and Bashir is the mysterious, untrustworthy, exciting alien.

Bonus points if Cardassians generally find Bashir as attractive as Garak does. Garak is relieved to be among his own people but not pleased about this.

Gul Dukat could show up?

Culture clash please!

Deep Space Nine, Dax/Sisko, forbidden reunion

[(Anonymous)]

Jadzia isn't supposed to get back together with Sisko, and Sisko isn't sure he wants what she's offering, but let's face it--he misses what Curzon used to do when he was a young baby lieutenant... very dirty-wrong on both their parts, though perhaps for different reasons.

Grimm, Nick/Renard, spanking

[(Anonymous)]

I just want Renard to spank Nick. Hard.

No infantilization, please.

Person of Interest, Fusco/Reese, On the Comms

[(Anonymous)]

Reese fills Fusco's ear with pornographic filth over the comms during a case. Fusco coming in his pants optional but encouraged.

'Allo 'Allo, René/Gruber, Gruber finally gets his man

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care how it happens, but preferably as part of some suitably ridiculous caper. (And of course there must be the accents.)

Strangers With Candy, Chuck/Geoffrey, out but nothing changes

[(Anonymous)]

The truth about their relationship is out, and now they can be as public as they like. But it turns out they actually prefer sneaking around and grabbing every stolen opportunity to have hot, ass-thumping sex in unlikely locations.

Alias, Jack/Sloane/Irina, undercover games

[(Anonymous)]

The three of them come together when they're all pursing separate goals undercover. Irina pretends her cover identity is a past lover of Sloane's to throw Jack off his game; Sloane takes shameless advantage and does everything he can to stir the pot even further, and soon their cover stories have turned into acting out a tangled mess of various romantic entanglements between all three of them.

Re: Alias, Jack/Sloane/Irina, undercover games

[(Anonymous)]

Yessss, I love this.

Cybill, Cybill/Maryann, post-finale

[(Anonymous)]

Expecting to go to prison for the death of Dr Dick, Cybill and Maryann make a vow to be each other's prison bitches. After it turns out they can go free after all, they decide it's a shame to waste a good plan.

Re: Cybill, Cybill/Maryann, post-finale

[(Anonymous)]

I don't remember enough about Cybill to write this, but I do remember enough to know that ILU for this prompt.

Flesh and Bone, Bryan/Claire, any

[(Anonymous)]

The first time someone mistakes them for boyfriend-and-girlfriend instead of brother-and-sister.

House MD, House/Wilson, fake proposal accepted

[(Anonymous)]

House decides to treat Wilson's fake proposal in "The Down Low" as a real one, partly just for the lols, partly because he's sick of being alone so, hey, why not? Wilson is bewildered, but also has a history of being bad at saying no to marriage. They're both expecting the whole business to go down in flames before it actually gets anywhere, but weirdly enough, it doesn't.

Frasier, Niles/Roz, commiserating

[(Anonymous)]

Drunken commiseration about their love lives turns into unexpectedly great sex.

Re: Frasier, Niles/Roz, commiserating

[(Anonymous)]

Nice one, nonnie! Would read.

Psych, Lassiter/Juliet, competence kink

[(Anonymous)]

They both find it really hot when the other is doing badass cop stuff.

Re: Psych, Lassiter/Juliet, competence kink

[(Anonymous)]

+1 YESSSSS

Da Vinci's Demons, Leonardo/Riario, Penance / Religious

[(Anonymous)]

Riario couldn’t move.

They’d beat him over and over again until he couldn’t to stand or sat up. He was there, on the floor, his hands shackled, his kidneys and ribs were hurting and he gasps, quick and shallow breaths, of agony and pain.

And he was glad for it.

He murdered people, innocent people.

Smut please!

Re: Da Vinci's Demons, Leonardo/Riario, Penance / Religious

[(Anonymous)]

...or "Let me pay for my sins".

The Fall, Stella/Reed, it happened one night

[(Anonymous)]

What if Stella and Reed didn't have second thoughts when they were on their way up to Stella's hotel room? What if they had REALLY AMAZING STEAMY SEX? Sure, it's going to get complicated the next morning, but for now it seems like a really really good idea.

Damien TV, Damien Thorn/Draco Malfoy

[(Anonymous)]

Somehow, somewhere these two have to have met at a swanky party club... at least if fandom gods were real, they would have.

A random snark-filled, hot as shell hook up would surely have followed.

Damien, Damien/Merlin

[(Anonymous)]

Damien is struggling with coming to terms with being the antichrist just as Merlin stumbles back into the life of the reincarnated Arthur Pendragon. Damien doesn't remember that other life in Camelot, but is drawn to Merlin all the same. Merlin is ecstatic to have his king back, but is also confused and conflicted by what their ultimate destiny might entail this time around. Bonus points if Merlin hates Ann Rutledge on sight and there's a big showdown between the two because they both think of Damien as theirs.

Re: Damien, Damien/Merlin

[(Anonymous)]

Forgot to add -- I would love it if their relationship was never consummated the first time around in Camelot or even really acknowledged as anything more than friendship so that when Damien puts the moves on Merlin in the present, Merlin feels like he may be betraying his king somehow by allowing Damien's advances, tainting the 'purity' of their bond.

Graceland, Briggs/Mike, non-consensual drugging

[(Anonymous)]

Briggs shoots Mike up and fucks him while he's high. Bonus points if Mike is kind-of-vaguely-aware and tries to protest but is so drugged he can't manage it. Extra bonus points if the drugs fuck with his head enough that he starts getting into it.